Someone must write this for me

[drakyndra]

So, over on the_hms_stfu, someone throws up a Doctor Who badfic author getting pissy at concrit.

All well and good, including getting into discussion of the Doctor as Peter Pan in the comments, during which I at one point wonder if, since the Doctor is Peter, and the companions are Wendy, then does that make the TARDIS Tinkerbell?

To which I get this fantabulous response from one polygamouse:

Oh, now I really wish someone would write a TARDIS as Tinkerbell fic. And all the dangerous places that the TARDIS decides to take everyone is her way of trying to bump off Wendy and keep Peter for herself.

Comments

[neadods.livejournal.com]

What a WONDERFUL idea! Let me let it percolate in the back of my brain - if I could write Dr/TARDIS, I can write this.

(And have you listened to Zagreus? Because there's a bit where the TARDIS - in the Brigadier's voice, yet - gets to bitch out the female companions very jealously.)

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

All of a sudden the last 40-odd years of Doctor Who makes a strange sort of sense :D

[trotskysnowball.livejournal.com]

I wrote TARDIS as Tinkerbell fic ages ago (immediately after Zagreus), but it's not very good. I'll dig it out if anyone's interested...