drakyndra: The Music Meister demands you sing! (Bitch Please)
drakyndra ([personal profile] drakyndra) wrote2006-07-23 01:54 am

Bashing!fic does not need any more encouragement

Particularly from story requests in a bloody fic archive.

That said, responses this bad really don't really further the cause.

Someone kill it, kill it dead.

It's special. Really.

ETA: Request has been deleted from The Teaspoon, but is still up at the Pit, so linking there now. The fic, sadly, still remains intact.

[identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Somebody has issues there. Possibly bound back volumes as well.

[identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
They've got an entire freaking library.
ext_23303: (omgwtfbbq)

[identity profile] lotus79.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Gee, you think that's bad?
Have a look what I just found.


"At long last, he lives! About time you came out of there, you were in the bathroom for hours, have a big poo poo did you little Doctor" said Romi sarcastically.

[identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Truly, the literary marvel of our age.

[identity profile] --kali--.livejournal.com 2006-07-23 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
*clicks the link* Oh my god! Make it stop!

[identity profile] njelruch.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I am amused and saddened. Special, indeed.

This is exactly why we need the links lists. And a few more fic archives. I'm lazy, and I'm tired of wading through the insane shipfics and GARY AND STU AND THE DOCTOR SHAG THRU SPACE just to get my Doctor fix.

[identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
The Links List... yeah, I was supposed to be doing one of them, wasn't I? Whoops.

[identity profile] njelruch.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That wasn't supposed to be a prod. Beating badfic with mallets is also a good use of time. :)

[identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You want badfic? Try this. Funniest slashfic ever.

[identity profile] njelruch.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
While Jack was distracted, the Doctor pounced, like the cat-like Cheetah people, and tore the man's trousers from his erotic body.

Oh. My. God. This is the funniest thing I've ever read. And Mickey! Thank you!

[identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought the idea of "favorite" over there was to be able to pick out the good authors from the pool. Y'know, the ones who have heard of plot, characterization, and spellcheck.

[identity profile] njelruch.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Sadly, "favorite" lists tend to be kind of cliquey among the authors, assuming that they even list favorites. And while I list the stuff that I like, that brings me back to the whole wading and sifting thing.

[identity profile] dune-drd.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
*cries*

Stop Fandom, I wanna get off

[identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It's times like this I think of the f_w motto: Fandom is fucking funny.

[identity profile] casirafics.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Except when it makes you want to spork your own brain out through your ears.

[identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It might be odd, but I think I cope better with complete and utter batshit stuff like this, than with semi-reasonable types sprouting out wanky things. This, at least, has point and laugh value.

[identity profile] dune-drd.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
valid point. the reinette whatsith8 is just too good to be taken seriously *g*

[identity profile] casirafics.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I can see that. ;) I'm just tired of dealing with wankiness all around, myself. But you've probably gotten that idea lately as it is....



sporks. lots of tiny, long-handled sporks. spoooooorks.

[identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just relieved it isn't MORE BLOODY EMOING.

...And now you are giving me a spork craving.

[identity profile] dune-drd.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
give it some time.

*Gets dazed look* And tomorrow, there'll be Emo
tencrush: (crap)

[personal profile] tencrush 2006-07-22 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah ha ha ha ha HA HA HA!!!!!!!

Oh, you always find me teh funneh. Thank you. "Rienette" is such a bitch.

[identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
This fic and request brings out teh lulz. Oh, batshit crazies, how you entertain me...

[identity profile] dune-drd.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Nonono, you got her name wrong! It's Rienette de whatsit ;)
tencrush: (fangirls)

[personal profile] tencrush 2006-07-22 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought it was Rienette de Poopypants.

[identity profile] dune-drd.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
that's her maiden name
tencrush: (facepalm)

[personal profile] tencrush 2006-07-22 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah.

[identity profile] yattara.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...

I'm not drunk enough yet to laugh at this. What is wrong with people? I despair of fandom sometimes, I really do.

[identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Fandom has caught The Stupid.

[identity profile] aervir.livejournal.com 2006-07-23 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'm a bit late for the general orgy of headdesking and facepalming, but may I still join in...?

*goes off to re-read [livejournal.com profile] calapine's Lessons (http://calapine.livejournal.com/309500.html) as the perfect antidote to this ... abomination*

[identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com 2006-07-23 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
It is never too late to headdesk.

[identity profile] --kali--.livejournal.com 2006-07-23 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
They really should teach kids how to paragraph properly in schools. Possibly with a cattle prod.