Bashing!fic does not need any more encouragement

[drakyndra]

Particularly from story requests in a bloody fic archive.

That said, responses this bad really don't really further the cause.

Someone kill it, kill it dead.

It's special. Really.

ETA: Request has been deleted from The Teaspoon, but is still up at the Pit, so linking there now. The fic, sadly, still remains intact.

Comments

[njelruch.livejournal.com]

That wasn't supposed to be a prod. Beating badfic with mallets is also a good use of time. :)

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

You want badfic? Try this. Funniest slashfic ever.

[njelruch.livejournal.com]

While Jack was distracted, the Doctor pounced, like the cat-like Cheetah people, and tore the man's trousers from his erotic body.

Oh. My. God. This is the funniest thing I've ever read. And Mickey! Thank you!