Bashing!fic does not need any more encouragement

[drakyndra]

Particularly from story requests in a bloody fic archive.

That said, responses this bad really don't really further the cause.

Someone kill it, kill it dead.

It's special. Really.

ETA: Request has been deleted from The Teaspoon, but is still up at the Pit, so linking there now. The fic, sadly, still remains intact.

Comments

[neadods.livejournal.com]

Somebody has issues there. Possibly bound back volumes as well.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

They've got an entire freaking library.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Gee, you think that's bad?
Have a look what I just found.

"At long last, he lives! About time you came out of there, you were in the bathroom for hours, have a big poo poo did you little Doctor" said Romi sarcastically.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Truly, the literary marvel of our age.

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

*clicks the link* Oh my god! Make it stop!

[njelruch.livejournal.com]

I am amused and saddened. Special, indeed.

This is exactly why we need the links lists. And a few more fic archives. I'm lazy, and I'm tired of wading through the insane shipfics and GARY AND STU AND THE DOCTOR SHAG THRU SPACE just to get my Doctor fix.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

The Links List... yeah, I was supposed to be doing one of them, wasn't I? Whoops.

[njelruch.livejournal.com]

That wasn't supposed to be a prod. Beating badfic with mallets is also a good use of time. :)

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

You want badfic? Try this. Funniest slashfic ever.

[njelruch.livejournal.com]

While Jack was distracted, the Doctor pounced, like the cat-like Cheetah people, and tore the man's trousers from his erotic body.

Oh. My. God. This is the funniest thing I've ever read. And Mickey! Thank you!

[neadods.livejournal.com]

I thought the idea of "favorite" over there was to be able to pick out the good authors from the pool. Y'know, the ones who have heard of plot, characterization, and spellcheck.

[njelruch.livejournal.com]

Sadly, "favorite" lists tend to be kind of cliquey among the authors, assuming that they even list favorites. And while I list the stuff that I like, that brings me back to the whole wading and sifting thing.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

*cries*

Stop Fandom, I wanna get off

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

It's times like this I think of the f_w motto: Fandom is fucking funny.

[casirafics.livejournal.com]

Except when it makes you want to spork your own brain out through your ears.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

It might be odd, but I think I cope better with complete and utter batshit stuff like this, than with semi-reasonable types sprouting out wanky things. This, at least, has point and laugh value.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

valid point. the reinette whatsith8 is just too good to be taken seriously *g*

[casirafics.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can see that. ;) I'm just tired of dealing with wankiness all around, myself. But you've probably gotten that idea lately as it is....



sporks. lots of tiny, long-handled sporks. spoooooorks.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

I'm just relieved it isn't MORE BLOODY EMOING.

...And now you are giving me a spork craving.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

give it some time.

*Gets dazed look* And tomorrow, there'll be Emo

[tencrush]

Ah ha ha ha ha HA HA HA!!!!!!!

Oh, you always find me teh funneh. Thank you. "Rienette" is such a bitch.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

This fic and request brings out teh lulz. Oh, batshit crazies, how you entertain me...

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

Nonono, you got her name wrong! It's Rienette de whatsit ;)

[tencrush]

I thought it was Rienette de Poopypants.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

that's her maiden name

[tencrush]

Oh yeah.

[yattara.livejournal.com]

...

I'm not drunk enough yet to laugh at this. What is wrong with people? I despair of fandom sometimes, I really do.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Fandom has caught The Stupid.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

I think I'm a bit late for the general orgy of headdesking and facepalming, but may I still join in...?

*goes off to re-read calapine's Lessons (http://calapine.livejournal.com/309500.html) as the perfect antidote to this ... abomination*

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

It is never too late to headdesk.

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

They really should teach kids how to paragraph properly in schools. Possibly with a cattle prod.