Someone must write this for me

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So, over on the_hms_stfu, someone throws up a Doctor Who badfic author getting pissy at concrit.

All well and good, including getting into discussion of the Doctor as Peter Pan in the comments, during which I at one point wonder if, since the Doctor is Peter, and the companions are Wendy, then does that make the TARDIS Tinkerbell?

To which I get this fantabulous response from one polygamouse:

Oh, now I really wish someone would write a TARDIS as Tinkerbell fic. And all the dangerous places that the TARDIS decides to take everyone is her way of trying to bump off Wendy and keep Peter for herself.