For no reason other than I am extremely, extremely bored right now, I have decided to make a kitten spam post. Most of which initially came from the comments at fandom_court, but all so wonderful I had to share.
Because everything is better with kittens.
( The kittens express their support of this post. )
( A kitten prepares to come to Australia to bring it's support. )
( This cat is Not Amused by kittens these days. )
( Just look at the wild things they get up to! )
( They've probably been drinking. )
( That's all they are interested in, drinking... )
( ...women... )
( ...and getting in with the wrong crowd. )
( Probably having a Vegas wedding. )
( Not like what anyone respectable would have. )
( They should stay home with their families )
( Get a good education )
( Perhaps even learn some useful skills round the home. )
( Instead they just layabout in bed all day )
( Or spend all their time on the computer )
( Hiding away with their little friends. )
( Who knows what conspiracies they are planning? )
( It'll end in trouble, mark my words. )
( They barely know up from down )
( Think they can fly, probably )
( I blame those movies they watch! )
( And in honour of the MsScribe Saga, socks! )
( This kitten knows how to deal with socks... )
( Dear me, we are in trouble, aren't we? )
Because everything is better with kittens.
( The kittens express their support of this post. )
( A kitten prepares to come to Australia to bring it's support. )
( This cat is Not Amused by kittens these days. )
( Just look at the wild things they get up to! )
( They've probably been drinking. )
( That's all they are interested in, drinking... )
( ...women... )
( ...and getting in with the wrong crowd. )
( Probably having a Vegas wedding. )
( Not like what anyone respectable would have. )
( They should stay home with their families )
( Get a good education )
( Perhaps even learn some useful skills round the home. )
( Instead they just layabout in bed all day )
( Or spend all their time on the computer )
( Hiding away with their little friends. )
( Who knows what conspiracies they are planning? )
( It'll end in trouble, mark my words. )
( They barely know up from down )
( Think they can fly, probably )
( I blame those movies they watch! )
( And in honour of the MsScribe Saga, socks! )
( This kitten knows how to deal with socks... )
( Dear me, we are in trouble, aren't we? )