Putting aside my personal affiliation with pirates...

Quite possibly my very favourite Doctor Who wank to ever hit FW.

I will never get over the hilarity of "I've never seen any Martha fans bashing Rose, so obviously they have Ninja Rosebashing skillz!

Also, I scored this neat icon out of it.

I'd comment more, but the lolarity is pretty self-explanatory, really.

While I'm on the subject of ninjas, a crackfic HP idea that I shall pout at everyone until they write it: An AU in which Hogwarts is a Ninja School, rather than magic school.

And before you comment to me on the improbability, I've seen at least two HP ballet school AUs, a ninja school version should be a lot more fannishly tempting.

_{*This crack idea was brought to you by the James Bond movie I saw half of in CHAS last Thursday. Which had a ninja school.}