Things what I have been Twittering about today

Things I want to inform Teh Interwebz about when I can't actually access Teh Interwebz. As one does.

• 07:12 Magjc shows entirely im french are perplexing. And not just im the working tricks out way. #
• 20:10 The tombs of the valley of the kings are cursed with swarms of salesmen on the way out. #
• 03:37 This bar, "the metropolitan" which serves cocktails by the nile, does not have vodka. #
• 04:48 People in luxor keep giving me things. And asking me to marry then. #

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