I'm not sure how helpful the Force is right now

[drakyndra]

Hmmm.

Position title:
Research Scientist – Lamb Production

You know, I'm pretty certain I know how lambs are produced. You see, when a ram and a ewe love each other very much...

And naturally a job like this is being advertised for Hamilton.

Also, a friendly note to managers advertising jobs: Try to make sure your spelling and grammar in the position title is correct, okay? *shudders at the gratuitous apostrophes*

Yes, I try to find my own entertainment.

And some other irreverent silliness:

Mi Goreng Instant Noodles are being investigated for banned chemicals. I feel as if a million students just cried out and were suddenly silenced. Whatever will they eat now?

And speaking of which, so an advice columnist gets a letter from a guy who is in love with his sister...

Comments

[ishie]

That advice letter is my favorite thing today.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

I was linked to it on Facebook, and it was too entertaining not to share.

[ypaladinofchaos.livejournal.com]

ROFL. Best advice ever. And so practical in so many different scenarios.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

I was just amused at the fact they got the joke and still let the letter through.

Though it is practical. Sort of.

[opheliastorn.livejournal.com]

Ak, incorrect job advertisements - one local cafe down here is currently after an experienced cafe barrister. I fear for them.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

...Why would you need a cafe barrister? I'm not sure I'd want to eat there.

[taithe.livejournal.com]

Wow, this makes me paranoid about Maruchan ramen (the popular brand in US). o.O

XD Nice advice. It took me a second to get the joke (>.> shut up I haven't watched the movies).

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

I haven't watched the movies

Dear Lord.

[altheas.livejournal.com]

I have a copy of this ad. Pity I hate coffee, I would have loved to apply. :)

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

...I am now interested in just what cafe this is for.