*oppresses*

[drakyndra]

Apparently I am an oppressive shipper. Hurrah!

I feel like I have finally made it in fandom.

Comments

[baranduyn.livejournal.com]

Mmm, fruit salad. It goes well with oppression, don't you think?

If you can oppress with a crystal bowl of fruit salad in one hand, waving your dessert fork casually in the air while making a point with the other hand...dude, that's like chic oppression. Haute oppression. Stylin'.

My fruit salad has melon and apples and peaches and blackberries and blueberries in it. Everything but the apple is local. It is splendid. :)

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Well, of course I'm going to oppress people with style. Could you possible expect anything less from me? *puts on big hat with the feather*

And stop tempting me with your distant fruits. The only actual fruit I have right now is in my juice. Or the yogurt.

[melliyna.livejournal.com]

That's it - I totally want to be oppressed (especially if it comes with fruit and hot people snogging.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

You want to be oppressed? That's a bit kinky, ain't it?

[melliyna.livejournal.com]

I'm very kinky that way Well I do have aspirations to become evil and so it can't hurt to have some practical experience of being oppressed so as to have a better idea of how to implement it. *is insane*

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Evil and kinky is a good combination.