A fandomly first

[drakyndra]

For my very first time ever, my name has been mentioned in a hatememe. (Well, apart from that time two people said they didn't hate me).

It's quite thrilling actually. I'm like intarweb famous, sort of.

ETA: Oh look, someone's just called me a cunt. Charming.

And in a move that I am sure is entirely coincidental, someone recently posted a flocked entry to time_and_chips linking to the meme.

Comments

[van.livejournal.com]

Can I have your autograph? Ahahahaha.


There's a Five/Adric 'shipper in there. I am curious.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

You'll have to get in line. *sticks nose in teh air*

Your numbers are growing!

[van.livejournal.com]

I'll give you mine if you give me yours? *snicker*


Yes! And yet they are anonymous! Unfair!

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Share and share alike.

Aw. You'll have to toddle over and ask who they are. Or point them to your fics or something.

[van.livejournal.com]

*does* Hooray!

Man, I never use my journalfen account.

Your icon is yay.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

I like huggy icons. They're so... huggy.

[van.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I have any huggy icons. I feel sort of dorky.

I guess this is huggy.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

I only have those two, it seems. I need more huggy icons. *uses cute kitten icon*

[cedara]

With Nos in one sentence! Famous!

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

That was the best part! I mean Nos is like... Nos. She's the BNF, and I'm...me. It's weird.

I can't believe how fun it is to have people hating me.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

I R TEH BNF!!!!

[neadods.livejournal.com]

Which only goes to prove my assertion that BNF does not automatically mean Batshit Nuckin' Futz.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

U SO R!

[casirafics.livejournal.com]

No one ever hates me. I feel unloved.

...which is the stupidest pair of sentences ever written, and says far more about fandom dynamics than it should. ;)

On the other hand, now I want to do something outrageous in hopes of stirring an amusing sort of ire. Any suggestions?

[van.livejournal.com]

How about writing a "Rose regenerates into a Time Lady and kills the Doctor" fic? Maybe? That might not be wanky enough. Maybe she has his kids first.

[casirafics.livejournal.com]

Rose and the Doctor have kids who turn out to be so fucked up that they steal the TARDIS, run amok in time and then try to off their parents in a double dose of revenge/suicide-inducing paradox?

[van.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, is that really wanky enough? Rose and the Doctor's kids should first fix Gallifrey/the Time Lords/undo everything the Doctor did to save existance. Then they should revenge-suicide, but via using Harry Potter magic, because they attended Hogwarts. Oh, they should also be twins. Or maybe triplets, with color changing eyes and Super Saiyajin powers.

[casirafics.livejournal.com]

Rose and the Doctor beget The Heir of Sparklypoo. And then she discovers that her half-sister, the daughter of the Doctor and Reinette, is the queen bee of Slytherin, whereupon all hell breaks loose....

That might work.

[van.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. Brilliant. Maybe after twin!Rose and twin!Ten babies destroy their parents and muck up the Time War thing with their powers, baby!Reinette can magially fix everything with a twinkling of her nose.

And then run off and get married to the Master, who magically survived.

[van.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh! The Master who is also Snape! Perfect.

[casirafics.livejournal.com]

And I think somehow, somewhere, K-9 has to have little tin puppies.

[van.livejournal.com]

*BOL* Of course. With himself, most likely. K9 mock III/K9 mock IV OTP!

[neadods.livejournal.com]

That might work.

Only if the Doctor's the one who actually gets pregnant. Gotta get the mpreg in there. They're using Jack against his will to gestate, maybe?

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Yes, fandom is an odd, odd beast.

But I'd go with the outrageous badfic. And flame anyone who criticise it, and pimp it on doctorwho.

[koshiroryuu.livejournal.com]

I'm oddly disappointed at the lack of hate for me in that meme, but it is more than made up for by the fuzzy love on page three (or was it four?) not to mention that awesome thread where people attempt to figure out how to pronounce my name, plus it's reprise a page later when someone asks how to pronounce "Aja". Hee!

I've never been mentioned in a meme before. I'm quite sure it was because I wanked myself sore the night it started, but it's still nice to get a mention, none the less. XD

[koshiroryuu.livejournal.com]

Oh, and if you could ignore that pesky apostrophe that shouldn't be there, that would be lovely, thanks. ^^;

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

That's what you get for having a tricky to pronounce name. Orat least one that looks tricky to pronounce.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

*sniffles* They grow into BNFs so quickly! Unfair only two members of the fandom get the hate, but I wo't ask why nobody hates me... I like that nobody hates me ^^

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Aw. Somebody will hate you someday, I'm sure.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

I hope it will be somebody who's important and wrong about something *sighs*

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

That'd be the best kind, really.

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Ooh, another famous person on my flist. Can I now brag about friending you before you became famous? ;)

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

If you must. ;)

[yattara.livejournal.com]

I must, I must! [/Sherrif Bart]

Bragging is fun. ;)

[ishie]

Well, it was fun for a while there.

Sorry about the name-calling, but someone did say they prefer their fangirls bitter!

[ishie]

Actually, you know what? I'm feeling insulted. I kept failing at posting anonymously and only one person gave me a *mocks*. What's that about?

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

*grin* This is the real reason why I never post in anonymous memes - I always manage to slip up.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

That was the only one I actually had a problem with. Now it's just about me liking the attention - which I will admit is true, it's great fun - and the fact that I would make sockpuppets, but I don't. Or something, I can't quite work out what it is trying to say.

[trotskysnowball.livejournal.com]

Why does no-one hate me? Or read my lj? *emo*

Sorry about the TARDIS fanfic I said I had, by the way. My computer died on me a week ago, and knackered my hard drive, and my external hardrives*. I've got a hard copy of an early, unbeta'd draft, so I'm rewriting from that.

*advice to everyone out there; don't have more than two. The computer starts to get tetchy. :-(

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Possibly because you have only made one post, and a handful of comments, so very few people know you exist? It's hard to read something if you don't know it exists, just saying...

Ooh, fic sounds fun. I look forward to reading

[trotskysnowball.livejournal.com]

Feh. You're saying I have to contribute stuff to be read now? WTF is with that? Can't I just skip ahead to the part where people bring me baseless grapes and peeled litigation?

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Ah, if only it were so...

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

You really need a "I was namechecked in a hatememe and all i got was this icon" icon.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Cute, but considering the way hatememes work, there would be an awful lot of people with those icons.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I sense shitstirring, I do.

Hum.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to get that impression, too.

[yuxonomei.livejournal.com]

I was emailed a link to that meme to find that I'm a cunt too o_O

Didn't think I was on the radar of anyone, much less some silly little shipper with too much time on her hands.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

O RLY? I didn't see that one. Though I didn't read through all the comments (with the exception to the linked threads, at one point someone also mentions that my licky icon freaks them out, though).

That's how I was, mostly. It's a bit... when did people notice me enough to dislike me?