I've got mail!

[drakyndra]

Today I got a postcard from Norway (thank you, misscam!) It has a pretty picture of the Northern Lights on it, and I went and showed it off to all my friends at Uni. They were most impressed.

On a Uni-ly note, you know you are a sci-fi fan, when your HPS lecture on Time (lead up to the Wednesday one on Time Travel, hurrah!) goes something like this:

Lecturer: "It's impossible to try and imagine something outside space and time..."
My thoughts: "No it's not, just put it in a void ship."

Lecturer: "We can't view time from an external perspective."
My thoughts: "Yeah, but there are some individuals who can!"

*headdesk*

Note to self: Keep sci-fi thoughts out of lectures.

And, if anyone wants some fandomly amusement: Bad Doctor Who fanfic summaries. Look out for the "voyage filled with SEX, SEX, SEX"

Comments

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Ah, Schrodinger's Lecturer.

And I am interested in what Dalek-written crackfic would be like.

[cryptile.livejournal.com]

"THE DOCTOR AND ROSE TYLER COUPLED TO THE STRAINS OF 'DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING'."

"OH, AND HE SAID HE NEVER LOVED ANY OF THE OTHERS."

"AND THERE WERE CHILDREN AS A RESULT OF THE COUPLING AND THEY STRONGLY RESEMBLED THE TIME LORD'S CURRENT INCARNATION."

"AND THE HUMAN BECOMES A TIME LORD SOMEHOW."

"THEY DONE SECKS."

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

That's not Dalek-written crackfic, that's Dalek-written smutfic.

[cryptile.livejournal.com]

"WE WERE NOT FINISHED."

"THEY CRASH-LAND ON A PLANET WHOSE GOVERNANCE IS DETERMINED BY DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION APTITUDE."

"THE DOCTOR MUST DEFEAT ALL HIS PREVIOUS INCARNATIONS TO SAVE HIS MONGREL OFFSPRING."

"IRONICALLY, ONE OF HIS OFFSPRING ENGAGES IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH AN EARLIER SELF AND FROM THIS HIS GRANDDAUGHTER IS CONCIEVED."

"HE STILL LOVES ROSE BEST THOUGH."

"THEN THE WIDE SHOT REVEALS THAT THIS SCENARIO HAS ALL TAKEN PLACE UPON THE HOLODECK OF THE USS ENTERPRISE, PROVING THE DAL-EK MASTERY OF THE TWIST ENDING!"

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Everytime I walk past my Remote Control Dalek in the Living Room, I am going to think of this story.

Lulz.