Because personally, I think New Year's Resolutions are a stupid idea. If you want to change your life, why wait for a new year? Change now.
Change because you want to, not because everyone else is, or it is the done thing, or you feel you ought to. It doesn't take a new year to start a new life.
So, instead of ye olde cliche, I bring on a few memes.
Which are equally cliche, but mean about as much in the long term.

*looks at the current world's population* You must have a lot of frustration then.
What pisses you off?
Created by ptocheia
Wow. As memes go, that one is surprisingly accurate.
And, one I gacked from misscam:
Don't you think Bush looks tired?
(If you get it, spread it around)
And my specially altered variation:
Don't you think Howard looks tired?
Yep, spread that one too.
Oh, and courtesy of misscam's prediction Daleks for 2006, this is what my year shall bring:
"In 2006 drakyndra will have an unfortunate accident involving a Doctor Who action figure, John Howard's car and a vat of glittery pink haircolour. The incident will make BBC's 'In Other News' and spawn a whole new line of Aussie jokes involving John Howard action. The rest of the year,
drakyndra will spend all the money earned on interview rights on a ridiculous amount of Doctor Who stuff and exprimental haircare."