The Chocolate Theory of Doctors

So, this is what happens when I am in the middle of studying for an Astronomy test - I think up crackified Doctor Who meta. Luckily, the test is now done, and so I can write it up properly.

Warning: Contains a seriously WTF-y running metaphor.

( How I can love all the Doctors, and yet still hugely prefer one over the another; or how the Doctor is like chocolate )

ETA: The Theory now has an icon, courtesy of merinnan. But wait, there's more!

And some more, from cedara