Someone must write this for me

So, over on the_hms_stfu, someone throws up a Doctor Who badfic author getting pissy at concrit.

All well and good, including getting into discussion of the Doctor as Peter Pan in the comments, during which I at one point wonder if, since the Doctor is Peter, and the companions are Wendy, then does that make the TARDIS Tinkerbell?

To which I get this fantabulous response from one polygamouse:

Oh, now I really wish someone would write a TARDIS as Tinkerbell fic. And all the dangerous places that the TARDIS decides to take everyone is her way of trying to bump off Wendy and keep Peter for herself.

If you can think about it...

...it exists online.

Heidi/Cassandra Claire femslash. NC-17 femslash.

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But yeah, the things that exist online.

ETA: Oh, and there's another section of the Cassie Claire story up