Links! Piles of links!

[drakyndra]

This is what happens when I have to go without LJ for a while: I build up a backlog of random things I have found on the internet for the purpose of killing time. *sigh*

Enjoy the fruits of your DDOS induced downage, LJ.

- Myths Retold. I saw this described as "A ff.net badfic author rewriting fairytales and classic myths", but I think it's closer to a drunk teenager trying to explain the plot of movies, also seen while drunk.
- Homolust challenge generator. It's like "Together, THEY FIGHT CRIME", only instead of fight crime, they have gay sex. Hey, if you need ideas for weird yaoi AUs.
Plus it occasional provides weirdly close to canon ideas. A criminal is fucked by a innocent terrorist leader in a park. They are star-crossed lovers. It must involve celibacy and masochism. Uh huh...
- If Harry Potter was an anime. Fanart which I know some of you guys have seen already, but remains nifty (and reminds me of my wish that HP had been adapated as a multi-series animated show. You know it could have been cool.)
- Ooh Mister Ikuhara! Some commentary on Penguindrum, in Kate Beaton form.
- Cat Versus Human. A webcomic about being a cat lady. I miss having cats.
- Queen Mother Adventures. Another webcomic, this time about the Queen Mum. Go back to the start for all the gin and corgi related crack.
- Those news animators from Taiwan made their own Dark Knight Rises trailer. With all the gratuitous Nolan film references you could ever want.
- New OK GO video! This one has kaleidoscope dancing, which is rather trippy. And if you have Chrome, you can make interactive messages with it (...It'll make sense when you see the video).
- An Impression doing Shakespeare in the style of assorted celebrities. I think Simon Cowell made me laugh the most.
- An Orchestral version of NyanCat. To borrow one of the YouTube comments, it's like the Internet's national anthem.

Oh, and Pottermore will be, for the next week, taking sign-ups for their beta. Guess who has already registered? :D:D

Though they don't allow you to pick your own usernames for security reasons, so you have to take one from a list they provide. MidnightRook15, anyone? LOL at the chess theme.

Comments

[shirogiku.livejournal.com]

Sankyu, sankyu,

I'm having so much fun with the Homolust generator and mentally casting my fav pairings in that scenarios! <3

A homely chess master fucks a cop against a window. It must involve amnesia and punishment.

/muahaha

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Gee, I wonder who you are thinking of in that scenario.

I just got the following: A thief fucks a serious soldier from the past. They are prince and subject. It must involve tentacle sex.

...It was all working out until we got to the tentacle sex.

[shirogiku.livejournal.com]

Why, it was a SuzaLulu scenario, of course!

Haha, also these ones:

A cocky terrorist leader fucks a FABULOUS henshin hero over the internet. It must involve forced feminization. -> this sounds like Lelouch selfcest.

A athletic stripper fucks a dead terrorist leader in a Gundam. They are comrades. It must involve swords. -> ...

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly certain that when whoever put this together was creating their list of character archetypes to choose from, they blatantly used ideas from existing popular yaoi pairings. Which would, yeah, include Geass.

[taithe.livejournal.com]

Oh my god it's like a goldmine of links for procrastination! /bookmarks

Started Myth Retold and loling. I agree, it totally sounds like drunk teenager conversations.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Some of them are just pictures, but then you have things like Myths Retold which could fill hours.

[grendelity.livejournal.com]

I'm going to waste my life giving this generator doubtful/horrified looks.

"A cute terrorist leader is fucked by a immortal cat on a space ship. They are clones. It must involve prostitution and milking."

really

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

It's a provider of endless entertainment, that site.

[grendelity.livejournal.com]

"A immortal god is fucked by a lean knight while telling /a/ about it. It must involve rimming."

8|

this's definitely the one that made me yell WHAT at my screen

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

A innocent figment of someone's imagination fucks a traumatized fansubber in Sengoku Japan. They are twins. It must involve bondage and sex in a vehicle.

Hooray for crack.