You will be misscaminated

[drakyndra]

Last night was the best night ever for fandom crazy.

Firstly, a little while back, Fandom_Wank decided they were getting sick of the never-ending supply of Harmonywank. And so, an offshoot comm was opened solely for Harmonians and their batshit.

And, just yesterday, the first new post was added, about Harmonians planning a convention. Seems the normal mildly silly sort of thing, but guess who showed up then? Yes, everyone's favourite Internet Lawyer, vanceone.

Naturally, new comm go boom. Lots and lots of hilariously entertaining crazy.

But that wasn't my main source of amusement. That privilege has to go to the Rose Pearse, and the batshit crazy of her over-defensive fanbrats.

If you want lots of links and quotes et al, check out my write up of the whole fiasco , but if you want the short version:

- Rose Pearse is the author of some rather dreadful Doctor Who Rose/Nine fanfic.
- Rose Pearse stores all her fics (in two painfully long and boring series') on a site she named "The Best Doctor Who Fiction On The Net"
- Rose Pearse called her site that because, although she doesn't read other people's fanfic, she is certain that by now, some must be "almost as good as [hers]"
- Rose Pearse has a devoted collection of idiotic fanbrats
- Rose Pearse and said fanbrats have somehow gained the delusion that all fanfic on LJ is porn (Which isn't true. It just seems that way sometimes)
- Rose Pearse has a guestbook in which she asks for feedback and constructive criticism.

So, a certain anon gives a less than positive review in the guestbook, and gets widely denounced as being a jealous lievjournal person. (Which is, of course, all about the porn)

I reply, also anon, arguing that not everything on LJ is porn, and that there is some damned good fanfic to be found there (including some recommended authors and stories). And am also accused of being jealous - and also, of being misscam, whom Ms Pearse knew of from other forums et al.

I deny this, and tell Ms Pearse that she might be able to learn something from the authors I mentioned.

Then, I am accused of being misscam - as is the other mouse. My posts are deleted for "language". My IP is blocked. (I only have the next bit from a cut and paste from a friend, but apparently at least one other anon - this time, one I actually don't know - also gives a less than positive review.

And then Rose Pearse closes down the guestbook, due to "abuse". And starts whinging on her MSN group about the jealous LJ-ers (and misscam, whom we apparently all are).

As a result: We are now, officially, all porn obsessed LJers. And misscam. Sounds like fun!

Comments

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Ah, the lovely deluded fanbrats. Certainly worth it for the entertainment value of their idiocy.

And don't be silly, you are misscam. We all are. *is misscam*

[wendymr.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I'd rather write unadulterated porn so bad it'd be sold under the counter than write some of the rubbish in her stories. I won't destroy anyone's braincells by pasting any excerpts, but in just one story the Doctor promises Rose a diamond-encrusted wedding dress some day, tells her that she is so much better than her shop-girl council-estate origins suggest and then wipes her memory of an event he finds it inconvenient for her to remember - and reminds himself of doing it before when they'd had 'intimacy' he wasn't ready for.

*rollseyes*

Vomit-inducing romanticism, snobbery and patronage, all in one story?

And the worst of all is the name she invents for the Doctor:

Chrístõdavõreendiamondhærtmallõupdracœfiredelúnmiancuimhne de Lœngbærrow - Chrístõ to his friends.

*headdesk*

[aervir.livejournal.com]

In just one story the Doctor promises Rose a diamond-encrusted wedding dress some day, tells her that she is so much better than her shop-girl council-estate origins suggest and then wipes her memory of an event he finds it inconvenient for her to remember - and reminds himself of doing it before when they'd had 'intimacy' he wasn't ready for.

Excuse me -- she wrote what?!? Now I'm really, really glad that I didn't bother to skim these stories and at the same time strangely fascinated. A diamond-encrusted wedding dress promised by the same guy who once used to run around with a twelve-foot wool scarf? Hah.

Chrístõdavõreendiamondhærtmallõupdracœfiredelúnmiancuimhne de Lœngbærrow

I guess she just happened to fall asleep on her keyboard...

[ex-artbox613.livejournal.com]

Chrístõdavõreendiamondhærtmallõupdracœfiredelúnmiancuimhne de Lœngbærrow - Chrístõ to his friends

*gigglesnort*

It's just plain cruel to post snapshots like THAT and not link to her page ;-) *needs to read it herself*

[wendymr.livejournal.com]

Okay, you did ask...

The Doctor Who Unfinished Business Series - the story I was referring to is Blind Man's Buff.

Check out Theta Sigma: Time Lord of Gallifrey too; this is the 'young Doctor' series she claimed on YTDAW that the BBC wants to buy. *rollseyes* I skimmed the first story. She invents a woman called Elizabeth whom the Doctor - sorry, Chrístõ - wants to stay on Earth and marry. Anyone else hearing the faint tinkling of a Mary Sue? ;)

[ex-artbox613.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, checking out right now...

I’ve pushed the implicit towards the explicit as far as that tantalising chemistry between them is concerned, but never forgetting that our Doctor is a gentleman first and foremost.

Do 'gentleman' not have sex then? Surely she's thinking of eunachs, no?

once the new 2006 series has hit the screens I probably will write about his successor, once I have come to know him

No! Leave Ten alone *pokes*

If you want to copy the stories on your own sites, then acknowledge their origin.

Aw, damn! I REALLY wanted people to think I could write like this *sobs*

Rounded up and made to live in late 20th century Milton Keynes is punishment enough.

See, I wasn't keen anyway. But making fun of my home town? Unforgiveable.

The Titanic HAS to sink but six people who should not have been on it anyway can be got onto the lifeboats and survive and then this timeline will be exactly the same as the original one.

Er, yeah - apart from the six people whose places were taken on the lifeboats - difference in the timeline, anyone?

Eurgh. Not a bad premise for a story, but the writing? Give me thinly veiled porn anyday my loves ;-)

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

There's diamond, heart, draco, and fire in that name.

I weep for the fate of decent Who fans.

[wendymr.livejournal.com]

Don't forget Chris and Dave. *rollseyes* And there's also an Irish name, Caiomhe - it's a girl's name, meaning beauty or grace.

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. Those ones were a little bit not worth mentioning, as were fairly obvious.

(Though his name being "Christo" made me want a Chrestomanci crossover again. *headdesk*)

Caiomhe... very pretty. Just not the sort of name one would expect the Doctor to have.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

I think we are all weeping now.

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

Well, it's either laugh or cry, I think.

[elbales]

Do I see "loup," as in French for "wolf," in that name as well? Let's smash together a few more human languages and add them, just for fun!

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* The Doctor would have noticed it if the meme had been with him since conception. Rose sent it to /herself/. The Doctor was travelling with her, and noticed it.

(There should be doggy Latin, if anything, as that's geek cred. *grin*)

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

"mal loup"

Good grief, I didn't even notice that until now, that's dreadful!

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

diamond heart? Diamond heart! oh. My. God. Okay, I admit to not being the world's best writer but still....