No, I don't have a smutty mind, really...

[drakyndra]

The song "Astral Conversations With Toulouse Lautrec" by Ash sounds very dirty. Seriously, I defy you to listen to it and tell me otherwise.

Also, over at time_and_chips, today is the Doctor Who Research Project due date - or for those not in the know, smut liek whoa. I rather looking forward to the submissions, from the good to the bad to the very ugly. (Hey, nothing is quite so entertaining as bad porn)

There's already been a few entries, some very good, some... not so much. I shall keep an eye on the comm avidly.

I get my hair cut tomorrow. Um, yay?

Comments

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

I think I've just seen so much worse over in the Harry Potter fandom that it takes something really bad to entertain me. You don't know bad porn until you've seen the "POUND! POUND! THRUST! THRUST!" one.

[tencrush]

POUND! POUND! THRUST! THRUST!
YAY I'd like to see that.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

It's buried in one of the babb_chronicles entries. I could dig up a link, but it might take a while.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Hah, I found it! Here you go.

[tencrush]

I know nothing of Harry Potter fandom at all, I don't even know who these charactes are, that's how little I know about Harry Potter, but thank you from the depths of my spleen for sharing that with me. It has made my day.

And: Guh, hotttt:
He cummed into her mouth. And she swallowed his juices.
I love a good short sentence that just directly manages to hit the nail on the head as it were.

I had a vague inkling that HP fandom might involve 11-year-olds writing porn. Ummm, did I win on that one?

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

I had a vague inkling that HP fandom might involve 11-year-olds writing porn. Ummm, did I win on that one?

Quite possibly.

In any case, that's why I love babb_chronicles. The very best of appallingly hilarious fanfic quotes.