...And boy, is this one a doozy.
Do people around here remember Rose Pearse? She who declared all people who criticized her fic
misscam? (For those who don't, my collation of her epic crazy can be found here, or briefly summed up here.
In any case, since the first series of the Tenth Doctor is over she has decided to celebrate that...by giving Ten his own series of fanfic on her charming site. And the story which spins it off her main story is a doozy.
Ten (how original).
It's... spectacularly bad. Also, it makes Nine out to be right selfish bastard (and seems to have missed the whole "The Doctor doesn't settle down" thing the series went into), Rose into an immature brat a million times worse than even Rose-haters would ever call the canon one, treats her own OC horribly, and despite the fact the story is set up to be a cse of Ten as the bad guy who does something good, so our saintly heroes deign to forgive him, does a better job of making him look like a complete saint for being nice to these twats.
Oh, and her use of thermodynamics makes me want to weep.
Do people around here remember Rose Pearse? She who declared all people who criticized her fic
In any case, since the first series of the Tenth Doctor is over she has decided to celebrate that...by giving Ten his own series of fanfic on her charming site. And the story which spins it off her main story is a doozy.
Ten (how original).
It's... spectacularly bad. Also, it makes Nine out to be right selfish bastard (and seems to have missed the whole "The Doctor doesn't settle down" thing the series went into), Rose into an immature brat a million times worse than even Rose-haters would ever call the canon one, treats her own OC horribly, and despite the fact the story is set up to be a cse of Ten as the bad guy who does something good, so our saintly heroes deign to forgive him, does a better job of making him look like a complete saint for being nice to these twats.
Oh, and her use of thermodynamics makes me want to weep.
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After some german Badfic I read a while ago I can't yet go near any english one
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Uh-huh. And then there is a joke about Thermodynamics being the Doctor's post-grad study. When, you know, this sort of thermodynamics is stuff that you do in secondary school, just on a larger scale.
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Nice. My proteins are protesting a little, but... nice. Nothing can beat the "It felt like birthday, christmas and a traffic jam free A46 on the same day" sentence, though *rofl*
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And how else were they supposed to express their utter joy?
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And the pool thing... wow, themodynamics must really work different for a Time Lord. It'd be SO much easier to have one like these in the lab instead of waiting hours for the heater to do his job...
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What every lab needs, eh?
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And yes, vanilla(but the Master's very dark and DANGEROS) MarySue/Master sex. I couldn't stop laughing for days... oh, and the Daleks are peaceful on MarySuePlanet. It's marvellous, really *g*
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XWA
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(Mind you, I'd probably have scary BDSM stuff, yes. With that shrinking device involved.)
*jokes*
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(At the very least, there should have been pr0n. Then it would be a PWP, instead of that plotless piece of nonsense.)
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None of her characters... *amused* Even when it's OOC?
(I take it she doesn't write about Jack, then. And if she does... ow. Just... ow.)
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She doesn't write about Jack, no. And as far as I can tell, none of her characters have sex before marriage. I'm... not entirely sure how she copes with Jackie and the like.
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But... even Rose. Mickey totally tells her to get naked in the first episode. Joking though he may be, he slaps her on the arse and tells her "kit off". And I wonder what she thought Rose was doing with Jimmy Stones (because, really, he doesn't sound like the type of guy to date someone saving herself).
She's really writing fic in the wrong era. *sigh*
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But writing characters to reflect your own personal morality? Not the best way to keep them IC.
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I always thought fanfiction wasn't supposed have that sort of forced agenda. I mean, there's the biblefic, but I'm not even sure about that.
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I personally can't stand agendafic, anyway.
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