...And boy, is this one a doozy.

Do people around here remember Rose Pearse? She who declared all people who criticized her fic [livejournal.com profile] misscam? (For those who don't, my collation of her epic crazy can be found here, or briefly summed up here.

In any case, since the first series of the Tenth Doctor is over she has decided to celebrate that...by giving Ten his own series of fanfic on her charming site. And the story which spins it off her main story is a doozy.

Ten (how original).

It's... spectacularly bad. Also, it makes Nine out to be right selfish bastard (and seems to have missed the whole "The Doctor doesn't settle down" thing the series went into), Rose into an immature brat a million times worse than even Rose-haters would ever call the canon one, treats her own OC horribly, and despite the fact the story is set up to be a cse of Ten as the bad guy who does something good, so our saintly heroes deign to forgive him, does a better job of making him look like a complete saint for being nice to these twats.

Oh, and her use of thermodynamics makes me want to weep.

From: [identity profile] dune-drd.livejournal.com


thermodynamics? Tell me more.

After some german Badfic I read a while ago I can't yet go near any english one

From: [identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com


Apparently Nine's body has such an insanely high fever (which is terrible science in it's own right, but it's not like I can argue about alien biology), and when they cool him down by putting him in the TARDIS pool, the pool water noticably becomes warmer.

Uh-huh. And then there is a joke about Thermodynamics being the Doctor's post-grad study. When, you know, this sort of thermodynamics is stuff that you do in secondary school, just on a larger scale.

From: [identity profile] dune-drd.livejournal.com


oooh, the Doctor is an immersion heater? I want one! How does he stir? With his feet? *facepalms*

Nice. My proteins are protesting a little, but... nice. Nothing can beat the "It felt like birthday, christmas and a traffic jam free A46 on the same day" sentence, though *rofl*

From: [identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com


He's in a coma. He just... sits in the water.

And how else were they supposed to express their utter joy?

From: [identity profile] dune-drd.livejournal.com


I have no idea. I expected something more from a textbook Mary Sue that was able to get the Master to shag with her *facepalms*

And the pool thing... wow, themodynamics must really work different for a Time Lord. It'd be SO much easier to have one like these in the lab instead of waiting hours for the heater to do his job...

From: [identity profile] dune-drd.livejournal.com


Totally. Hold his finger inside the water and PING it's ready. Paradise *sighs*

And yes, vanilla(but the Master's very dark and DANGEROS) MarySue/Master sex. I couldn't stop laughing for days... oh, and the Daleks are peaceful on MarySuePlanet. It's marvellous, really *g*

From: [identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com


I think I need a link to this Master/Sue fic. It sounds hilarious in all the ways that I could use right now.

From: [identity profile] dune-drd.livejournal.com


I fear it's german... but I translated some bits of the first fic (Shock, horror, there are more) here

From: [identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com


Oh, if only I spoke German! That's still hilariously bad, mind.
xwingace: (Tennant)

From: [personal profile] xwingace


I could possibly be persuaded to translate more... If I was bored enough (and had a link to the actual fic...)

XWA

From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com


Mary Sue/Master... I thought I was the only one who entertained such thoughts. Heh.

(Mind you, I'd probably have scary BDSM stuff, yes. With that shrinking device involved.)

*jokes*

From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com


Random OC. And such a very pointless story.

(At the very least, there should have been pr0n. Then it would be a PWP, instead of that plotless piece of nonsense.)

From: [identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com


Ms Pearse doesn't believe porn is suitable for fanfic. She thinks it should be suitable for a family audience. Also, none of her characters will have sex before marriage.

From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com


I know, but... more plot, and it might have been better than it was. Is RWP a proper abbreviation?

None of her characters... *amused* Even when it's OOC?

(I take it she doesn't write about Jack, then. And if she does... ow. Just... ow.)

From: [identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com


She thinks these things qualify as real stories, when they are more like chapters in a longer story. But her longer story is only loosely connected, so it's a bit... bzuh.

She doesn't write about Jack, no. And as far as I can tell, none of her characters have sex before marriage. I'm... not entirely sure how she copes with Jackie and the like.

From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com


It's just that... the lack of not just plot but character study or anything useful makes it seem like a chapter or something, yeah.

But... even Rose. Mickey totally tells her to get naked in the first episode. Joking though he may be, he slaps her on the arse and tells her "kit off". And I wonder what she thought Rose was doing with Jimmy Stones (because, really, he doesn't sound like the type of guy to date someone saving herself).

She's really writing fic in the wrong era. *sigh*

From: [identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com


She is a married Irish Catholic. Apparently this explains it. Or something, I am not entirely sure.

But writing characters to reflect your own personal morality? Not the best way to keep them IC.

From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com


It explains it, but doesn't justify her decision to write them that way.

I always thought fanfiction wasn't supposed have that sort of forced agenda. I mean, there's the biblefic, but I'm not even sure about that.

From: [identity profile] drakyndra.livejournal.com


Well, most people know that you shouldn't project your own opinions and morality on characters if you want your fanfic to be IC. Rose Pearse, however, is not most people.

I personally can't stand agendafic, anyway.

From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com


Agendafic makes me wonder why they posted it. Sometimes, it's a little embarrassing.

From: [identity profile] --kali--.livejournal.com


I don't want to read it out of fear my eyes will burst form the badness....
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