Bashing!fics make me headdesk

[drakyndra]

Huh. There's yet another Reinette bashing fic up.

Is it just me, or does anyone else have the urge to write a fic in which Rose is the evil one, and Reinette is the saintly victim, just to see how the batshit fanbrats would react?

However, if one wants some more amusing badfic, I'd check this out. Not only does it contain the least subtle moralising ever, but it has the Doctor being a graffiti artist, spray painting a satellite dish with the words "Heaven is a half-pipe." In Gallifreyan.

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[castrovalva9.livejournal.com]

I don't even like Reinette, and I'm tempted to write that sort of story.

That badfic you linked to? You're stronger than me. I couldn't get through much of it. It just went on, and on, and on, and my brain couldn't take it.
There's been a lot of badness added to Teaspoon lately. It's sad. I still visit every day, though. What can you do?

I found a spectacular badfic myself, though. I'm kind of proud of this find, because I recently wrote a post-"Doomsday" parody and a reviewer said she hoped a story where Rose commits suicide to Evanescence lyrics does not exist. Well, it does! And it's called, originally enough, My Immortal.

[chocolatepot.livejournal.com]

I think if you write a fic to My Immortal, it's automatically a parody and everyone should review it as such. I can't believe people still write those!

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

I wonder if the fanits realise that the more they bash her, the more I like her?(Sorry, but character bashing is a pet hate of mine)

And you know the worst bit about that badfic? Thhe author has about another 100 of them.

And a genuine Evanscence suicide songfic? For the win!