I don't know why I do these things, really.

[drakyndra]

I just spent an entire hour counting how many fics had been posted to time_and_chips at certain times, in order to prove that no, there wasn't a slump in the amount of fics posted post-Doomsday.

God, I am sad.

ETA: No, Drakyndra has no graphs. Drakyndra needs no graphs!

ETA2: ...But that doesn't stop her from thanking seti_drd for her sterling efforts. Their resemblance or lack thereof to a crudely drawn cock is entirely up to the viewer. Or you could just ask tencrush.

Comments

[tencrush]

I can't believe you did that. It's the sort of thing I'd do.
(I once started an excel spreadsheet detailing the amount of orgasms Rose has in fic, and how she achieves them. I had to stop because the dichotomy between Nine's magic cock and Ten's magic tongue started to depress the hell out of me. It's still there, and I will finish it one day. I am still undecided on what would be a good random sampling of fic.)

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

I think I just had a very geeky day - I was arguing with one of my lecturers about the coding used in the modelling program, and then we were collecting data for the statistics in our Psych papers.

Also, I like being right.

And this magic cock vs magic tongue dichotomy intrigues me.

[tencrush]

Being right is always good.

Ummm, yeah. I guess Ten just canonically licks things, which explains a lot. Whereas with Nine there seems to be a lot of comfort sex, and magical emo timegasms. Or something. I think I might just take a random pick of 25-30 for each from the Teaspoon and reassess. If I was bored, and had nothing to do, of course. Which obviously never happens. ;)

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Which is possibly why Ten!smut doesn't weird me as much. We've seen Ten be tactile and ...oral, so it sort of fits with him. Whereas I just can't imagine Nine having sex. Actually, even the thought of him kissing feels a bit odd to think about - PotW ending notwithstanding. I find it hard to visualise him as going much beyond the hugs and handholding (though this might just be my own mental blocks)

The emo timegasms probably didn't help, mind. There's nothing like bad smut to put you off a certain pairing.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

Our view of Nine's sexuality is so much more based on fanon, innit? So it's less weird when Ten shags things.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not entirely fanon based - Nine was always more closed off, a bit more... oh, I don't know, maybe it's that thing about his supposed "intensity", but he strikes me as the sort of character who would attach a lot of significance to sex, because that kind of intimacy with someone is a Big Fucking Deal for him.

Whereas Ten seems more... it's the tactile thing. He likes to experiment and explore, and I get the impression that he would try sex, just for the hell of, but it wouldn't be nearly as important. He'd do it just for the hell of doing it, and not really think about it afterwards, you know? Which also explains why he wouldn't have sex with those he loves, because it isn't a matter of intimacy so much?

Or basically, Ten is a slutboi alien tease.

[tencrush]

Or basically, Ten is a slutboi alien tease.

That would be the one, yes.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Slutboi alien tease for the win!